High School Musical is a review-proof enterprise certain to thrive regardless of what any snooty critics have to say.

Same story, same result. Save your money and catch the original on DVD.

A script is so pathetic, the picture should never have been greenlighted.

A crime saga strictly for the very gullible.

You’ll laugh here and there at the outrageous antics of Bernie and Sam, given their screen chemistry and larger than life personas

The value of this seminal contribution to cinema lies in its groundbreaking portrayal of the Second World War from the perspective of African-American soldiers

Don’t be duped by the promising-sounding scenarios, the material here never digs any deeper than the average episode of a cheesy TV sitcom from the Sixties or Seventies.

With its kinetic pace and convoluted storyline, the film is too infuriating to hold your interest.

A sappy chick flick for soap opera fans inclined to sacrifice character development in favor of panoramic seascapes and lingering close-ups of locked lips and loins.

It makes you want to scream and then commend, reprimand and then smile

Smart and sentimental but not syrupy, with a well-executed script guaranteed to leave you in tears.

A candid commentary on the state of the battle-of-the-sexes in a post-racial age of strangers with benefits.

Winslet Shines in Empathetic Portrait of Nazi Pedophile

It's the same man-saves-the-day stuff we've seen in the past, so check your brain at the door and sit back for pure fun.